Scott 1000 Bath Tissue, One-Ply, 1000 Sheet Rolls (27 Count)
I guess today I'm going to review Scott toilet paper. I think a lot of you guys are familiar with toilet paper at this point at least I hope so. So I thought it's a little different. I thought I would show you how I use Scott toilet paper and maybe you'll follow suit. Here we go. All right. Step one, you're going to open this bad boy up. Take this, this single ply piece of shit and you get thrown in the trash and I'm going to get out here. Step two, we're going to run to the store and you get yourself some Charmin ultra soft toilet paper and you're going to treat yourself to the extra $5 because you're worth it. Good night.